Neo-conservative Sermon on the Mount

Found in a comment on Alternet:

Blessed are those rich in arms,
for they can take the kingdoms with oil.

Blessed are those who kill,
for they shall make the "others" mourn.

Blessed are the powerful,
they shall take over the earth.

Blessed are those with money and influence,
they can buy what they want.

Blessed are the conquerors,
for they shall obtain all the oil.

Blessed are the pure in words only,
for they see male prostitutes on the sly.

Blessed are the warmongers,
for they shall be called Republicans.

-- Rhonda J. Greenhaw Wood