Thursday, February 03, 2005

Two Great Quotes

“Over in Iraq, United States authorities have admitted that $9 billion is missing. Wow! They've misplaced $9 billion in Iraq. That's crazy, isn't it. I'm fairly confident they'll find it. It's probably somewhere with the weapons of mass destruction.”
-- David Letterman

"Tonight in his speech, President Bush introduced his plan for Social Security. His plan: take the security part out of it."
--Jay Leno

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