Friday, December 12, 2008

Timely Top Ten

Hey, this was only a matter of time - and not much time at that:

Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich ’s Answering Machine:

10. “For 10 grand can you make me Pope?”
9. “Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?”
8. “Hi, it’s O.J. Wanna be cellmates?
7. “Oh, I’m sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich.”
6. “Hi, it’s Larry Craig — did I hear something about a Senator’s seat being available?”
5. “I’m calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist. Want to trade for a futon?”
4. “Hey, it’s Cheney. Damn, even I think you’re sleazy.”
3. “You really Blagojevich’d your political career.”
2. “I’m guessing you didn’t spend the bribe money on that haircut.”
1. “It’s Sarah Palin. Thanks for replacing me as the country’s most embarrassing governor.”

I just love that number 1!!!!!

I found it here.

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