Here's one with which I identify:
Saw war. Pass the flask, please.
This one is quite touching:
Blue man in a red state.
And this one is both funny and understandable:
survived terrible upbringing, life's getting better
Why not try it? I'm going to give it a go! Okay, here's my first effort:
Might date republicans but never bigots.
Okay. Your turn! Tell us in the comments.
Music led to Convent, now meditation.