And now for some bumper stickers:
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A professor walks into a bar and orders a double martinous. The bartender says, "you mean a double martini?" The professor says, "If I want more than one I'll ask for it."
Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
And now this one - just because I live in Tulsa:
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Resistance is futile (if > 1 ohm)
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
I'll get back to politics tomorrow, folks!
Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.