Monday, August 25, 2008

Two great one-liners

Ha! I hadn't heard these before:

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

--Abraham Lincoln

And this one:

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.

--Winston Churchill

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