Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Jon Stewart this time

My goodness. You don't get much better than this:

Stewart: “Now I know her detractors will say that Palin actually supported the bridge until it became a political albatross and ended up keeping a lot of the money for it anyway; That she claimed to have visited Iraq when she really didn’t; Or that she didn’t really sell that plane on eBay; Or that she left the town she was mayor of $20 million dollars in debt; And that she made sure that women who were raped were charged for their rape kits.”

[Audience boos]

Stewart: “Yea. Yea, it’s f*cking true.”
Stewart: She doesn’t need to know the Bush Doctrine — she is the Bush Doctrine. Her foreign policy experience consists of being able to see Russia from an island in Alaska. And a refueling layover in Ireland.

You know, I've had layovers in both Frankfurt and Amsterdam and it's never occurred to me to claim that I've visited either Germany or the Netherlands.

Just sayin'.

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